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Vision: Let’s do something now

Colleges’ strategic plans usually set large, long-term goals, writes Mitch Smith on Inside Higher Ed.  “Vision (Insert Far-Off Year Here)” is a typical title, he writes.  It’s hard to see progress. A Rochester, New York community college has a different aproach: Monroe Community College has its own set of long-term aspirations, but has also started a [...]

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More degrees, more jobs

President Obama’s job-creation plan, as reported by The Onion, includes: * Everyone permitted one fake college degree per resumé * Government program to train unemployed factory workers to weld 500 joints a minute so they stay competitive with robots * Offer generous early retirement packages to workers who are extremely good at their jobs, thereby [...]

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What night courses are we taking?

The Onion presents a new infographic: Continue to The Onion The Onion: America’s Finest News Source”

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