Humor

Portlandia: Don’t go to community college

Portlandia parents tell their preschooler to fear growing up to attend community college. It’s humor.

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Consider Greendale

Comedy Central explains why you should enroll in Community‘s Greendale Community College.

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College president fired for making decision

After unilaterally deciding to adjust the thermostat by one degree in a heat wave, Frank Eastermann was fired as president of Border Cross Community College, reports Jeffrey Ross in The Cronk of Higher Education, which publishes satire. Board Chief Val Hamilton said the ousted college president violated Board Policy #6601: No decisions are to be […]

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Even monsters are going to college

College for all now includes monsters.

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Vision: Let’s do something now

Colleges’ strategic plans usually set large, long-term goals, writes Mitch Smith on Inside Higher Ed.  “Vision (Insert Far-Off Year Here)” is a typical title, he writes.  It’s hard to see progress. A Rochester, New York community college has a different aproach: Monroe Community College has its own set of long-term aspirations, but has also started a […]

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More degrees, more jobs

President Obama’s job-creation plan, as reported by The Onion, includes: * Everyone permitted one fake college degree per resumé * Government program to train unemployed factory workers to weld 500 joints a minute so they stay competitive with robots * Offer generous early retirement packages to workers who are extremely good at their jobs, thereby […]

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What night courses are we taking?

The Onion presents a new infographic: Continue to The Onion The Onion: America’s Finest News Source”

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